1. Stop spending time with the wrong people
2. Stop running from your problems.
3. Stop lying to yourself
4. Stop putting your own needs on the back
burner.
5. Stop trying to be someone you’re not.
6. Stop being ungrateful.
7. Stop focusing on what you don’t want to happen.
8. Stop trying to hold onto the past.
9. Stop worrying so much.
10. Stop being scared to make a mistake.
11. Stop berating yourself for old
mistakes
12. Stop trying to buy happiness.
13. Stop trying to be everything to everyone.
14. Stop exclusively looking to others for
happiness.
15. Stop being idle.
16. Stop thinking you are not ready.
17. Stop getting involved in
relationships for the
wrong reasons.
18. Stop rejecting new
relationships just because old ones didn't work.
19. Stop trying to compete against
everyone else.
20. Stop being jealous of others.
21. Stop complaining and feeling sorry for
yourself.
22. Stop holding grudges.
23. Stop letting others bring you down to their
level.
24. Stop wasting time explaining yourself to
others.
25. Stop doing the same things over and over
without taking a break.
26. Stop overlooking the beauty of
small moments.
27. Stop trying to make things perfect.
28. Stop following the path of least resistance.
29. Stop acting like everything is
fine if it isn't.
30. Stop blaming others for your
troubles.
31. Stop dis respecting your
parents and elders.
32. Stop cheating your neighbor
33. Stop back biting, lies, fornication and adultery
34. Stop doing anything negative
and unpleasant.
35. Stop following the path of evil.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
Saturday, May 04, 2013
Friday, April 26, 2013
InCase of Emergency
The Federal Road Safety Commission has just come out with the concept of “ICE”..Please read carefully, it may save your life or that of someone you know"We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call.
Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this 'ICE' (In Case of Emergency) Campaign. The concept of 'ICE' is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As mobile phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name 'ICE' ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents there were always mobile phones with patients but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialling the number you have stored as 'ICE'. Please forward this. It won't take too many 'forwards' before everybody will know about this. It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest. For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. PASS THIS AROUND AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AS THIS CAN HELP IN AN EMERGENCY"..
From the Federal Road Safety Commission
Simple Question: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.
BILL GATES: I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GEJ: I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.
PATIENCE JONATHAN u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute GANI: Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?
HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON: The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.
Nscdc lagos chairman The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by my oga at d top,I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road. It should be best known by my oga at the top
BILL GATES: I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GEJ: I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.
PATIENCE JONATHAN u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute GANI: Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?
HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON: The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.
Nscdc lagos chairman The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by my oga at d top,I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road. It should be best known by my oga at the top
The Top 5 Inventions of All Time
. While some people are lucky enough to discover the “next” penicillin, most inventions come from those who’ve dedicated their lives, or at least a significant portion of them, to understanding and expertise in a particular field. As you’ll see in the following list, the top 5 inventions of all time are no accident.
Admittedly, there are countless inventions that have had a similarly notable impact – the battery, the camera, GPS – some of which are even incorporated into the below-mentioned inventions. But when considering the developmental impacts resulting from each, the following five inventions are hard to beat.
. 1. The Internet Invented in 1969 (and not by Al Gore), the World Wide Web grew from just four users in 1969 to 50,000 in 1988. From there, a million in 1991 and 500 million by 2001. Today there are over 1.2 billion people (roughly 19 percent of the world) connected online. And whether it’s used for social media, shopping or to find information, the Internet has forever changed the landscape of the world, arguably making it considerably smaller in the process.
2. The Barcode First invented by a student in the early 1950s, barcodes were originally intended to provide a kind of visual Morse code. Retailers were initially slow to adopt the technology, which at the time was somewhat unreliable. But that changed in the early 1970s when the same student, Norman Woodland, devised the Universal Product Code while working for IBM. Since then, the familiar black stripes have appeared on everything from orange juice to a pair of designer sunglasses, revolutionizing sales and inventory management in the space of less than one square inch. Enroll in our Diesel Repair School. Join Us & Start Your Career Today! www.UTI.edu
. 3. Internal Combustion Engine The significance of the internal combustion engine may have fallen from grace in the hybrid, fuel-efficient world of today. But with its first rumbling in 1859, its significance has left a permanent mark on the development and modernization of society, in particular farming and manufacturing. Without the internal combustion engine, we would not be able to drive, fly or travel by train. We would not be able to build factories, sail across oceans or even cut the grass in our front yards. Étienne Lenoir, a Belgian inventor, gets the credit for producing the first working internal combustion engine. He then converted it to a steam engine in 1859. At the time, it was capable of producing a measly one horsepower and was almost inoperably inefficient. But since then, manufacturers have continuously redefined the basic design, creating the countless generations and billions of engines that have been built since.
. 4. LASER LASER – short for Light Amplification b. y Stimulated Emission of Radiation – is used in everything from home blu ray players to advanced weaponry. Albert Einstein was the first one to initiate its development in 1917 when he proposed that atoms could be stimulated to emit photons in a single direction. Three decades later, this phenomenon was first observed. And in 1960, Theodore Maiman, a physicist, built the first working laser. Maiman’s laser was based around a ruby crystal that was said to emit light “brighter than the centre of the sun.”
5. Mobile Phone There are now more than two billion mobile phones in the world. And in Europe, the number of mobile phones outnumbers the people living there (in some countries 2 to 1!). The first device was introduced by Bell Laboratories in Missouri in 1947. Since then, similar to any other device that has evolved into modern life, the cell phone has undergone widespread refinements, shrinking in size while increasing in power, range and complexity. Today, everything from modern business negotiations to those long distance calls home at Thanksgiving are made affordable with the technology of the mobile phone.
. 1. The Internet Invented in 1969 (and not by Al Gore), the World Wide Web grew from just four users in 1969 to 50,000 in 1988. From there, a million in 1991 and 500 million by 2001. Today there are over 1.2 billion people (roughly 19 percent of the world) connected online. And whether it’s used for social media, shopping or to find information, the Internet has forever changed the landscape of the world, arguably making it considerably smaller in the process.
2. The Barcode First invented by a student in the early 1950s, barcodes were originally intended to provide a kind of visual Morse code. Retailers were initially slow to adopt the technology, which at the time was somewhat unreliable. But that changed in the early 1970s when the same student, Norman Woodland, devised the Universal Product Code while working for IBM. Since then, the familiar black stripes have appeared on everything from orange juice to a pair of designer sunglasses, revolutionizing sales and inventory management in the space of less than one square inch. Enroll in our Diesel Repair School. Join Us & Start Your Career Today! www.UTI.edu
. 3. Internal Combustion Engine The significance of the internal combustion engine may have fallen from grace in the hybrid, fuel-efficient world of today. But with its first rumbling in 1859, its significance has left a permanent mark on the development and modernization of society, in particular farming and manufacturing. Without the internal combustion engine, we would not be able to drive, fly or travel by train. We would not be able to build factories, sail across oceans or even cut the grass in our front yards. Étienne Lenoir, a Belgian inventor, gets the credit for producing the first working internal combustion engine. He then converted it to a steam engine in 1859. At the time, it was capable of producing a measly one horsepower and was almost inoperably inefficient. But since then, manufacturers have continuously redefined the basic design, creating the countless generations and billions of engines that have been built since.
. 4. LASER LASER – short for Light Amplification b. y Stimulated Emission of Radiation – is used in everything from home blu ray players to advanced weaponry. Albert Einstein was the first one to initiate its development in 1917 when he proposed that atoms could be stimulated to emit photons in a single direction. Three decades later, this phenomenon was first observed. And in 1960, Theodore Maiman, a physicist, built the first working laser. Maiman’s laser was based around a ruby crystal that was said to emit light “brighter than the centre of the sun.”
5. Mobile Phone There are now more than two billion mobile phones in the world. And in Europe, the number of mobile phones outnumbers the people living there (in some countries 2 to 1!). The first device was introduced by Bell Laboratories in Missouri in 1947. Since then, similar to any other device that has evolved into modern life, the cell phone has undergone widespread refinements, shrinking in size while increasing in power, range and complexity. Today, everything from modern business negotiations to those long distance calls home at Thanksgiving are made affordable with the technology of the mobile phone.
Thursday, April 25, 2013
IF U WHERE IN MY SHOE WHAT WILL U DO?
After a stressful day at the office, on my way home i had this hilarious encounter
I was in this bus when she got in. I said:
"Hi Good Day" she just looked at me; snubbed and didn't reply.
I am greeting u: I said!
And so what!: she retorted.
As the bus moved,
I offered her the kpekere (plantain chips) I was eating
and she hissed at me: 'mtcheeew'
then I quietly be myself.
When we got to NewHaven , she dropped before me at the road junction wit her big hand bag looking beautiful I must confess.
Shortly I heard a pinging (beep) sound of blackberry then I looked down and saw a blackberry Z10 between the seat with her beautiful face on the screen.
Quickly I stopped; and rushed back to the junction where she had dropped.
Luckily I saw her entering a fast food joint. Then I humbly called her:
Hello! Hello!! Then she stopped and looked back standing at the entrance door of the fast food. When she saw me, she shook her head and in disgust. She said:
look at how stupid you are...so because of a girl you stopped at where you are not suppose to stop: Idiot! She went inside not knowing dat I came to give her, her phone.
What would you have done if you where in my shoes? Be sincere
I was in this bus when she got in. I said:
"Hi Good Day" she just looked at me; snubbed and didn't reply.
I am greeting u: I said!
And so what!: she retorted.
As the bus moved,
I offered her the kpekere (plantain chips) I was eating
and she hissed at me: 'mtcheeew'
then I quietly be myself.
When we got to NewHaven , she dropped before me at the road junction wit her big hand bag looking beautiful I must confess.
Shortly I heard a pinging (beep) sound of blackberry then I looked down and saw a blackberry Z10 between the seat with her beautiful face on the screen.
Quickly I stopped; and rushed back to the junction where she had dropped.
Luckily I saw her entering a fast food joint. Then I humbly called her:
Hello! Hello!! Then she stopped and looked back standing at the entrance door of the fast food. When she saw me, she shook her head and in disgust. She said:
look at how stupid you are...so because of a girl you stopped at where you are not suppose to stop: Idiot! She went inside not knowing dat I came to give her, her phone.
What would you have done if you where in my shoes? Be sincere
Daily Facts
Men and women who are married or in long-term relationships are more likely to survive to old age than singletons according to research. Scientists have found that being married, or being in a permanent stable relationship, could lead to a longer life.
Middle-aged people without a spouse or long-term partner were discovered to be at greater risk of premature death than those who were settled down with their other half, they said. So stark was the difference in outcomes that those who never married or settled down with a long-term companion were more than twice more likely to die in middle age than those who had been in a stable relationship throughout their adult life.
Even when personality and risky behaviours were taken into account, marital status continued to have a major impact on survival into old age, researchers from Duke University Medical Center in the US said. The increased emotional support enjoyed by married people was thought to be an important factor in helping them to live to an old age. Analysing data on 4,802 people born in the 1940s,the authors of the study, published in the Annals of Behavioral Medicine journal, said: “Our results suggest that attention to non-marital patterns of partnership is likely to become more important for these baby boomers.”
These patterns appear to provide different levels of emotional and functional social support, which has been shown to be related to mortality. “Social ties during midlife are important to help us understand premature mortality.” It is not the first time marriage has been shown to have a beneficial effect on one’s health. The mental health of people with long-term partners has been found to be better than that of singletons.
Men and women in relationships for longer than five years are less likely to be depressed, consider or attempt suicide, or be dependent on alcohol or drugs, research has shown previously. A separate study found that being married or in a long-term relationship improves an individual’s ability to deal with stress. Office for National Statistics figures have shown that widowed men and single mothers suffer the worst health, with the greatest number of acute and chronic conditions seen in this group.
But the 2011 census found that married and civilly partnered couples make up just 47 per cent of households, down from 51 per cent in 2001. Any single man wanting to act on the latest findings about the correlation between being alone and dying in middle age might want to consider their choice of partner carefully
Middle-aged people without a spouse or long-term partner were discovered to be at greater risk of premature death than those who were settled down with their other half, they said. So stark was the difference in outcomes that those who never married or settled down with a long-term companion were more than twice more likely to die in middle age than those who had been in a stable relationship throughout their adult life.
Even when personality and risky behaviours were taken into account, marital status continued to have a major impact on survival into old age, researchers from Duke University Medical Center in the US said. The increased emotional support enjoyed by married people was thought to be an important factor in helping them to live to an old age. Analysing data on 4,802 people born in the 1940s,the authors of the study, published in the Annals of Behavioral Medicine journal, said: “Our results suggest that attention to non-marital patterns of partnership is likely to become more important for these baby boomers.”
These patterns appear to provide different levels of emotional and functional social support, which has been shown to be related to mortality. “Social ties during midlife are important to help us understand premature mortality.” It is not the first time marriage has been shown to have a beneficial effect on one’s health. The mental health of people with long-term partners has been found to be better than that of singletons.
Men and women in relationships for longer than five years are less likely to be depressed, consider or attempt suicide, or be dependent on alcohol or drugs, research has shown previously. A separate study found that being married or in a long-term relationship improves an individual’s ability to deal with stress. Office for National Statistics figures have shown that widowed men and single mothers suffer the worst health, with the greatest number of acute and chronic conditions seen in this group.
But the 2011 census found that married and civilly partnered couples make up just 47 per cent of households, down from 51 per cent in 2001. Any single man wanting to act on the latest findings about the correlation between being alone and dying in middle age might want to consider their choice of partner carefully
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